Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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