that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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