we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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