My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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