shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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