Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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