You just made me feel so damn special
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
