just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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