fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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