This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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