Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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