so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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