y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
