"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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