we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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