kristin has been a bad kristin
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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