: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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