So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize