The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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