no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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