At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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