Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I supernannyed him into submission
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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