I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I want her autograph on my taint
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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