im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Everything about him screamed your future.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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