We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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