Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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