Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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