I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
