The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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