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Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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