Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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