He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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