i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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