i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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