Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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