This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Why is there bacon in the couch?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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