No, drunk sperm still make babies.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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