Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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