He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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