We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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