Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
