But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
