she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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