ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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