Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Fuck me I smell like cheese
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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