i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
