I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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