She said her name was "party"
I wish i was in the wii world.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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