She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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