it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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